all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Success! We fucked roommates!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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