Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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