the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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