It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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