you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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