Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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