well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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