I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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