I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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