The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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