Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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