well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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