Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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