So drunk its hurt
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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