That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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