I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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