some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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