Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
