The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
