his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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