You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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