I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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