she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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