tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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