Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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