Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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