Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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