I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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