"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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