The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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