I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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