You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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