how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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