Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
After last night, I could never be a politician.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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