road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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