i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
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Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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