I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
You dont lie about slip and slides
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He has the fingertips of a God
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