Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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