glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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