oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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