can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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