I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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