I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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