My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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