Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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