I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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