Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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