Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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