Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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