I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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