mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We don't watch enough power rangers
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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