i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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