walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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