yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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