Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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